Weird Al Yankovic - Constipated (with lyrics)

Added: Jul 4, 2008

From: conor4977

Duration: 3:40

PRESS MORE FOR LYRICSLYRICS:Uh huh, extra cheese.Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.Pizza party at your house,I went just to check it out.19 extra larges,What a shame, no one came.Just us, eatin' all alone,You said take the pizza home.No sense lettin' all this go to waste,So then I facedPizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, forirregularity.Tell me,Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,In the bathroom.I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and Ifeel the painOh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated. No, no, no.I was feelin' pretty down,'Til my girlfriend came around.We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.In fact, I just thought I might,pop the question there that night.I was kissing her so tenderly,But woe is me.Who would have guessed, her family crest.I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.Tell me.How was I supposed to know we were both related?Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would havedated.What to do now?Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with11 toes,And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.No, no, no.(no no no)Ooh, I had so much on my mind,I thought maybe I'd unwind.Try out that new roller coaster ride,And the guide...Said not to stand, but that's a demand,That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.Tell me.Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.It's such a drag now.I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch oryodel anymore,Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.Oh no!Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.What a bummer.I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.No, no, no.

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